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老夫老妻對話之七

老夫老妻兩人在討論等小卡長大兩個人退休後要去哪。

老公:以後我想要去荒山野地裡買棟小房子,整天釣魚打獵划船。

老妻:我則要回台灣去大城市享受多方面資訊的生活。

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誒~~兩個人怎麼差那麼多。

老夫老妻之六

妻;老公,今天吸地時可以吸一下樓梯?

夫;今年是閏年嗎?

對話之五

Husband: Honey, can I create a tweeter account for you?
Wife: what for?
Husband: So that you can follow me
Wife: ….

老夫老妻之四

Pei has no problem admitting that she doesn’t like to cook. However, when she cooks, she does come up with some original and amusing combination of dishes. Here’s what we had last Sunday for dinner:

Oven-heated mashed potato + Korean kimchi + slices of fresh peach.

It was quite yummy!! :)

老夫老妻之三

夫;老婆你有沒有帶牙線

妻;有啊,在我包包裡

夫;真是萬能包

妻;跟小叮噹一樣,要什麼有什麼

夫;恩,連肚子也一樣

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非常欠揍的老公,雖然是開玩笑,不過這回我可寫下來留作證據,證明你有說我肚子大。

老夫老妻之二

夫: I love you, sweetie.

妻;我肚子餓了。

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這是我老公逼我寫的,不過是真實發生的事。誰叫他選在大人小孩都很餓得情形下說甜言蜜語,我已經餓的頭昏,滿腦子只有食物。

老夫老妻?

This morning Pei was looking for a dress to wear to a luncheon. As she was trying different colors and styles, Rebecca glued her eyes on Pei, trying to figure out what her mom was doing. After almost four years of marriage, I couldn’t help but outline to Rebecca what is going to happen:

  • First, mom will pick up a dress and try it on
  • Then, mom will pull out a dozen more dresses and see which one fits the best
  • After all possible combinations are exhausted (or when time runs out),
  • Mom will settle on the first dress that she picked

And that’s exactly what happened…. :)