June 6, 2010
對話之五
Husband: Honey, can I create a tweeter account for you?
Wife: what for?
Husband: So that you can follow me
Wife: ….
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Comments(2)September 1, 2009
老夫老妻之四
Pei has no problem admitting that she doesn’t like to cook. However, when she cooks, she does come up with some original and amusing combination of dishes. Here’s what we had last Sunday for dinner:
Oven-heated mashed potato + Korean kimchi + slices of fresh peach.
It was quite yummy!! 
March 29, 2009
老夫老妻之三
夫；老婆你有沒有帶牙線
妻；有啊，在我包包裡
夫；真是萬能包
妻；跟小叮噹一樣，要什麼有什麼
夫；恩，連肚子也一樣
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非常欠揍的老公，雖然是開玩笑，不過這回我可寫下來留作證據，證明你有說我肚子大。
February 10, 2009
老夫老妻之二
夫: I love you, sweetie.
妻；我肚子餓了。
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這是我老公逼我寫的，不過是真實發生的事。誰叫他選在大人小孩都很餓得情形下說甜言蜜語，我已經餓的頭昏，滿腦子只有食物。
May 10, 2008
老夫老妻？
This morning Pei was looking for a dress to wear to a luncheon. As she was trying different colors and styles, Rebecca glued her eyes on Pei, trying to figure out what her mom was doing. After almost four years of marriage, I couldn’t help but outline to Rebecca what is going to happen:
- First, mom will pick up a dress and try it on
- Then, mom will pull out a dozen more dresses and see which one fits the best
- After all possible combinations are exhausted (or when time runs out),
- Mom will settle on the first dress that she picked
And that’s exactly what happened….